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The One Where I Find NYC’s Best Espresso Martini (And Maybe My New Hangout Spot)

Could this be any more delightful?

So, here’s the thing: I love a good cocktail. And lately, I have been on a quest—a mission, if you will—to find the best espresso martini in all of New York City. Because, well, what is life without a little caffeine and a little vodka, right? (Actually, don’t answer that.)

Now, obviously, living in this city means there is no shortage of fancy speakeasies, chic rooftops, and charming little lounges offering espresso martinis with all sorts of variations—extra creamy, slightly sweet, dangerously strong. But I wanted the best. The one. My espresso martini soulmate. And maybe, just maybe, my new go-to spot.

The Journey (Or, How I Essentially Turned into an Espresso-Drinking Socialite for a Week)

Here’s where I went:

1. Dante – Because, Obviously

This place is a legend. It’s one of the cocktail spots in the city, so of course, I had to see if their espresso martini lived up to all the hype. And let me tell you—it was smooth, a tiny bit nutty, and basically perfection. The vibe? Classic New York cool. If I were the kind of person who could just casually sit at a bar alone and look mysterious instead of awkward, this would be the place I'd do it.

2. Little Branch – The Dark Horse

This spot was made for cozy, late-night conversations and getting slightly lost in your own thoughts. Their espresso martini had this velvety, almost dessert-like quality that made me feel like I was indulging in something slightly dangerous. Think: “I shouldn’t have a second one but also, who’s stopping me?” Spoiler: No one stopped me.

3. Dear Irving on Hudson – The One That Came with a View

You know I love a good rooftop. And when it comes with a dimly lit, retro-glam atmosphere and a silky espresso martini? Sold. I sipped one while staring out at the Empire State Building, had a brief “I LOVE THIS CITY” moment, and then remembered I had emails to answer in the morning.

4. Martiny’s – The Underdog That Won

Okay. Here’s where things get real. I hadn’t even heard of this place until a friend casually mentioned, “Oh, their espresso martini might actually change your life.” And listen—it did. The balance of strong espresso and smooth, slightly sweetened booze? A masterpiece. It wasn’t too creamy, not too bitter, just… perfect. Like the Brad Pitt of cocktails circa 1999.

The Verdict?

Martiny’s wins. Hands down. Am I fully prepared to become a regular there? Yes. Will I walk in one day and have them remember my order like it’s a cool movie moment? Also yes.

So What Did I Learn From This? (Besides the Fact That I Have Absolutely No Caffeine Limit)

  • New York’s espresso martini game is strong.
  • The right lighting makes everything taste better.
  • I may be slightly addicted to the chaos of this city and its endless little corners of magic.

Would love to know—where’s your go-to cocktail spot in NYC? Drop your recommendations in the comments! (Because obviously, my search is never truly over.)

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